
2% Hoodie – Exclusive “I Don’t Like 98%” Edition.
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Details
This hoodie isn’t for everyone. It’s for the 2% that get it.
Not mysterious. Just real.
The 2% Hoodie is for the unapologetic few who walk their own path.
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Front: Minimal 2% chest print with subtle MMF mark
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Back: Statement piece – “Mysterious? No. I just don’t like 98% of y’all”
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Sleeve detail: Repeated 2% for extra edge
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Premium cotton blend for comfort and style
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Available in black & white
Mysterious Humor Unisex Hoodie, Trendy Sweatshirt, Casual Wear, Gift for Him/Her, Statement Apparel, Perfect for Everyday Style
Embrace comfort and style with this unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt. Made from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, it’s perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. The stylish design features thought-provoking phrases that make a statement while ensuring you feel relaxed and at ease. This sweatshirt is ideal for anyone looking to blend fashion with self-expression, making it a great gift for friends and loved ones during holidays, birthdays, or just because. From cozy winter nights to laid-back summer evenings, this hoodie is versatile for any occasion, bringing a unique flair to your wardrobe.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch keeps hands warm
- Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized fit
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Medium-heavy fabric offers coziness and warmth
- Ethically made with 100% sustainable practices
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
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