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2% Hoodie – Exclusive “I Don’t Like 98%” Edition.

2% Hoodie – Exclusive “I Don’t Like 98%” Edition.

€37,95
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This hoodie isn’t for everyone. It’s for the 2% that get it.

Not mysterious. Just real.
The 2% Hoodie is for the unapologetic few who walk their own path.

 

  • Front: Minimal 2% chest print with subtle MMF mark

  • Back: Statement piece – “Mysterious? No. I just don’t like 98% of y’all”

  • Sleeve detail: Repeated 2% for extra edge

  • Premium cotton blend for comfort and style

  • Available in black & white

Mysterious Humor Unisex Hoodie, Trendy Sweatshirt, Casual Wear, Gift for Him/Her, Statement Apparel, Perfect for Everyday Style

 

Embrace comfort and style with this unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt. Made from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, it’s perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. The stylish design features thought-provoking phrases that make a statement while ensuring you feel relaxed and at ease. This sweatshirt is ideal for anyone looking to blend fashion with self-expression, making it a great gift for friends and loved ones during holidays, birthdays, or just because. From cozy winter nights to laid-back summer evenings, this hoodie is versatile for any occasion, bringing a unique flair to your wardrobe.

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch keeps hands warm
- Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized fit
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste
- Medium-heavy fabric offers coziness and warmth
- Ethically made with 100% sustainable practices

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Materials + Care

We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.

Shipping + Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

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